As An Actor, You Generally Want To

I Think There's A Part, Just A Part Of Comedians, That Is Still Childlike.

All I Can Say About Life Is, 'oh God, Enjoy It!'

One Of The First Things You Ever Learn As A Stand-up Is Don't Show Fear.

The Giant Superstars Are People Whose Talent Is So Enormous That Their Death Wish Can't Destroy It.

I'm One Of Those Passengers Who Arrives At The Airport Five Or Six Hours Early So I Can Throw Back A Few Drinks And Muster Up The Courage To Board The Plane. Apparently I'm Not Alone Because I've Never Been In An Empty Airport Bar. I Don't Care What Time You Get There. Even At 8:00 A.m. You Have To Fight Your Way To The Bar. At That Hour, Everyone Drinks Bloody Marys So No One Can Tell It's Booze- At Least Until They Fall Off Their Chair.