I Am A Kid In The Dressing-up

My Best Friend Is The Most Important Girl, Outside Of Family, To Me. I Met Her When I Went To College And We Bonded Immediately. I'd Do Anything For Her At Any Time. We Phone Each Other Every Day.

The Best Way To Lose Weight Is To Put The Handle Of The Fridge Two Inches From The Ground.

I Haven't Really Ever Had To Audition For Anything.

I Think Of Myself Now As A Writer, Although I Wouldn't Go As Far As To Say 'novelist' Because That Sounds Like A Victorian Person.

There Is A Latent Fairy In All Women, But Look How Carefully We Have To Secrete Her In Order To Be Taken Seriously. And Fairies Come In All Shapes, Colours, Sizes And Types, They Don't Have To Be Fluffy. They Can Be Demanding And Furious If Hey Like. They Do, However, Have To Wear A Tiara. That Much Is Compulsory.