I Am A Giant Squid Of Anger.

I'll Just Go Over To The Duke's," I Said. "her Parents Already Told Me I Could Stay There. I'll Go Over There And Open All My Presents, And Talk About How My Parents Neglect Me, And Then Maybe The Duke Will Give Me Some Of Her Presents Because She Feels So Bad About How My Mom Doesn't Love Me.

My Inner Goddess Is Doing The Merengue With Some Salsa Moves.

Dying Is The Last Thing I Would Ever Do!

Coal Miners Don't Get Coal Miners' Block.

We Only Have So Long To Play In The Dirt And Ask Questions Of Rivers.