I Am A Creature Of The Sun.

As Much As You Can Eat Healthy, It's Also Important To Remember To Drink Healthy Too. Tea Is Very Healing.

After 9/11, I Was Like Many People In New York City And Got A Little Depressed. I Began To Check Myself Into The Waldorf Astoria For Room Service, Movies And Just To Chill. I Wanted To Contribute To The Great City Of Manhattan.

I'm A Very Controversial Figure In The Christian World. I Don't Believe If You're Gay Or You Have A Drink Or You Dance, You're Going To Hell. I Don't Think That's The Kind Of God We Have. The Pat Robertsons And Jerry Falwells Of The World Are Scary. I Want To Be A Christian Like Christ - Loving And Accepting Of Other People.

I Just Want To Say, That If Jesus Were Alive, What Would He Be Doing? Well, He Would Probably Be Accepting And Loving People How They're Made. And I Always Say This And It's Really The Truth. If Being 4'11 Was A Sin, What Would I Do? Well, I Could Wear Heels And I Could Add A Wig.

The Lasting Legacy Of The Cooter Smash Is That I'm The First To Know When It's Going To Rain. That's Right. I Both Sing And Predict The Weather With My Hoo Hoo.