I Am A Charity Campaigner.

I'm Quite Happy To Be Thrown Around And Hopefully My Leg Will Stay On.

I Don't Mean To Be Accident Prone, But My Excuse Is If You Really Want To Get Somewhere You Have To Go Full Gas.

Why Are We So Obsessed With Celebrity Culture? We Have Front-page News About Divorces Instead Of Front-page News About Global Warming, About Women Being Abused, About Children Being Abused. We're Going On A Downward Spiral.

It's Very Important With An Artificial Leg That All High Heels Are Exactly The Same Height.

When You Find Your Soulmate, You Could Sleep Under Their Armpits.