I Always Was A Performer, From The

This Time I Particularly Loved Because It Came From A Real Experience With My Grandchildren. Having Them Alone Alone For The First Time For Six Or Seven Days And Going "wow, This Is Exhausting," Because When You're Not Around Little Ones For A Long Time, You Forget About How Much Work That Is. So I Came In And Started Writing The Story That Became This Movie ['parental Guidance'].

I Always Came Away Thinking "i'd Like To See Her More," You Know? And Then When [parental Guidance] Was Ready To Be Cast, We Thought - Bette [midler]. So We Called Her.

By The Time A Man Is Wise Enough To Watch His Step, He's Too Old To Go Anywhere.

Whoo-hoo-hoo, Look Who Knows So Much. It Just So Happens That Your Friend Here Is Only Mostly Dead. There's A Big Difference Between Mostly Dead And All Dead. Mostly Dead Is Slightly Alive. With All Dead, Well, With All Dead There's Usually Only One Thing You Can Do. Go Through His Clothes And Look For Loose Change.

Did You Ever Reach A Point In Your Life, Where You Say To Yourself, 'this Is The Best I'm Ever Going To Look, The Best I'm Ever Going To Feel, The Best I'm Ever Going To Do,' And It Ain't That Great?