Gentlemen, Start Your Egos!

When We Had The Girls, My Daughter Jenny Gave Us Like A Bible From My Daughter Of, "don't Feed Them This; Don't Feed Them That, If She Says This, Don't Say That," It Was Crazy!

Even When I Was In School Shows, In Elementary School Doing Plays, I'd Always Go Off Book And Start Improvising.

I've Always Thought That The Key To A Good Sex Life Is Variety. That's Why God Gave Me Two Hands. Humans Love Sex, We Need Sex, It's How We Connect, It Reminds Us We're Alive, It's The Third Most Basic Human Need, After Food And Good Movie Popcorn.

Dad Had A Music Store, And He'd Often Bring Home Comedy Albums That I Would Listen To. I Started Listening To Bob Newhart And Bill Cosby, And Developing Taste. They Really Influenced My Style Of Comedy.

I Quit Drinking. That Was A Big Problem For A Lot Of Years. Then After That, I Just Started Feeling Grateful Again.