Gentlemen, Start Your Egos!

You Have To Really Respect What Your Kids Are Doing With Their Kids And How They're Raising Them. You Can't Push Your Way Into Areas Where You Shouldn't Be Saying Anything. You Have To Always Remember They're Not Your Own Kids. Play With Them, Love Them, Spoil Them To Death - Then Hand Them Back.

You Really Have To Have Some Muscle To Be On The Stage In Front Of The World.

Nothing Can Take The Sting Out Of The World’s Economic Problems Like Watching Millionaires Present Each Other With Golden Statues.

At Some Point I Stopped Stand-up Because I Didn't Have Something To Say On A Nightly Basis.

To Be Good, You Need To Believe In What You're Doing.