Gentlemen, Start Your Egos!

I Didn't Rebel As A Child. I Missed That Angry Teenager Thing.

I'm Going To Go On Just Living And Laughing And Loving.

I Had A Dream That Connie Chung Is Doing A Newscast About My Death And They Show A Clip From Soap.

Two Thousand Years Ago Jesus Is Crucified, Three Days Later He Walks Out Of A Cave And They Celebrate With Chocolate Bunnies And Marshmallow Peeps And Beautifully Decorated Eggs. I Guess These Were Things Jesus Loved As A Child.

At Some Point I Stopped Stand-up Because I Didn't Have Something To Say On A Nightly Basis.