I Always Try To Just Be Honest

To Me, Comedy Is A Game.

It's Very Easy To Turn A Toy Into An Adult Toy: Location, Location, Location.

Surprise Parties Are Strange 'cause People Jump Up And They Yell The Word, 'surprise' At The Party. I Came Home And You Emerged From My Furniture. You Don't Have To Tell Me How To Feel. I Don't Need A Hint.

Jumping Jacks Are Easier To Do Than Crawling Jacks.

I Like To Go To Concerts Because I Love To See My Favorite Band Through The Phone Of The Asshole Who's Standing In Front Of Me.