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The Chief Problem About Death, Incidentally, Is The Fear That There May Be No Afterlife - A Depressing Thought, Particularly For Those Who Bothered To Shave. Also, There Is The Fear That There Is An Afterlife But No One Will Know Where It's Being Held. On The Plus Side, Death Is One Of The Few Things That Can Be Done As Easily Laying Down.

I Can't Do Anything To Death, Doctor's Orders.

There Are Worse Things Than Death. Many Of Them Playing At A Theater Near You.

The Only Love That Lasts Is Unrequited Love.

Inertia Accounts For Two-thirds Of Marriages. But Love Accounts For The Other Third.