I Always Thought That As Long As

Inertia Accounts For Two-thirds Of Marriages. But Love Accounts For The Other Third.

Sometimes The Critics Will Like A Film, And The Public Doesn't Come. Sometimes The Critics Won't Like The Film, And The Public Will Come. It's Completely Spontaneous. It's A Hazard.

Arlene And I Have To Get A Divorce. She Thinks I'm A Pervert Because I Drank Our Water Bed.

I Hate Reality But It's Still The Best Place To Get A Good Steak.

I Believe That Sex Is A Beautiful Thing Between Two People. Between Five, It's Fantastic.