I Always Said That If They Have

If You Are Going To Keep Company With Me, Don't Embarrass Me.

When A Rules Man Gives You A Ruling, That’s It. Amen.

The More I Work And Practice, The Luckier I Seem To Get.

You Can Always Speak With Great Authority On How Well You Played Today, But Never On How You'll Play Tomorrow.

I Am Tired Of All These Golfers Who Are Happy With Second Place. The Only One Who Will Like You If You Come In Second Place Is Your Wife And Your Dog. And That Is Only If You Have A Good Wife And A Good Dog.