I Always Loved Reading. Growing Up, My

Love Was More Than Blind. It Was Deaf And Dumb, Too. It Was Catatonic. It Was Vegetative.

She Figured If You Weren't Woman Enough To Carry Your Doughnuts With Pride, You Shouldn't Be Eating Them.

But The Way I See It, Dying Without Knowing Love Would Be A Tragedy.

She Needed To Get Out Of There. Her Brains, Thankfully, Were Still Safely In Her Skull, But Her Emotions Were Splattered On The Pavement.

Another Funny Thing About Having Friends Was That They Expected Things Of You. They Made You Want To Not Be A Terrible, Awful, Execrable Person. They Made You Feel Worse When You Were One. It Was A Lot Easier Not To Have Any Friends.