I Always Imagine That If I Met

I Was The Youngest Of The Six Kids, And To Make My Older Siblings Laugh, That Was Very Important. I Did A Great Impression Of Our Dad That Made Them All Laugh, So That Gave Me A Lot Of Power Within The Family.

Ever Eat So Much You Feel Sick? Isn't That The Best?

Failing And Laughing At Your Own Shortcomings Are The Hallmarks Of A Sane Parent.

I Believe That Comedians Do What They Do, And Then They Get Credit Or Criticism For Doing It. There's Nothing Planned About This.

My Comedy Is Romanticized Laziness.