Hey, People Who Travel With Their Bed

Other People's Children's Birthday Parties Are The Most Joyful Events You Will Ever Resent Having To Attend.

For Stand-up Comedians That Go Onstage And Get To Write And Perform And Direct, And Do All These Things, The Allure Of A Television Show Is Still There But If It Doesn't Offer A Level Of Creative Fulfillment, It's Oddly Unappealing.

I Love Writing Stand-up So Much And Tinkering And Looking For Ideas.

I Always Had This Romantic Notion Of Living In New York. I Just Felt Like, Everyone Could Be Different And Weird And Whatever They Are In New York.

After You Eat A Hot Pocket, Everything Will Taste Like Rubber For A Month!