I Always Hold Doors Open, I Always

I Really Am Pretty Boring. There's No Reason To Take Pictures Of Me.

I Was A Home-schooled Kid, Living In The Forest, And I Didn't Even Have Cable. I'm Serious.

I've Basically Made A Career Out Of My Imagination. I Feel Very Lucky.

I Don't Think I've Had A Holiday In My Entire Life That Wasn't About My Dad's Work.

I Tried Being Anorexic For Four Hours And Then I Was Like, I Need Some Bagels.