I Always Hold Doors Open, I Always

I Can Say That I Had A Particularly Painful Teenage-hood.

I Really Am Pretty Boring. There's No Reason To Take Pictures Of Me.

Any Glamorous Moment You Might Mistake Me For Having Is Always Pretend.

I Was A Home-schooled Kid, Living In The Forest, And I Didn't Even Have Cable. I'm Serious.

Actors Make Less Than You Think.