I Always Had A Running Commentary In

To Listen To Your Own Silence Is The Key To Comedy.

Most People Love Animals, And Most People Love To Laugh. Combining The Two Makes Both Resonate Deeper.

Comedy Is A Blood Sport. It Flays The Truth And Spurts Twisted Logic. In America, People Become Comics Because We Don't Have Bullfighting.

When Women Are Depressed, They Eat Or Go Shopping.

I Wasn't Funny As A Kid. I Remember Enjoying Comedians, But I Never Understood It Was A Job Choice Or A Profession.