I Always Had A Running Commentary In

My Ancestors Wandered Lost In The Wilderness For Forty Years Because Even In Biblical Times, Men Would Not Stop To Ask For Directions.

I Run Everywhere And Eavesdrop. It's The Best Way To See A City.

President Reagan Is A Lot Like E.t. He's Cute, He's Lovable, And He Knows Nothing About How Americans Live.

You Know, If You Need 100 Rounds To Kill A Deer, Maybe Hunting Isn't Your Sport.

Ever Notice That Soup For One Is Eight Aisles Away From Party Mix?