I Always Felt, And Still Feel, One

You Just Have To Be Classy At The End Of The Day. That Doesn't Mean You Can't Go With A Midnight Blue Tux. And If You Can Find A Deep Red Tux That Looks Classy And Classic, I Think You Can Pull It Off.

My Style Of Comedy Is Very Real And Bittersweet, And Sort Of Always On The Verge Of Kind Of Being Tragic.

At The End Of The Day If You Want To Entertain People, You've Got To Take Your Ego Out Of The Equation.

"nuclear" Is Nothing But Trouble. Do You Say "new-clear" Or Do You Say "nuke-you-ler"? Whoever Invented That Word Had Obviously Never Studied The Human Mouth. We Don't Have Enough Muscles In Our Face To Make That Group Of Letters Come Out Smoothly. The Word Is Missing A Middle Syllable, For Cryin' Out Loud.

I Love Funny People, And When I'm With Funny People, Or People Who Are Amusing In Their Weirdness, I Love It. Because That To Me Is Funny, As Opposed To Someone Who Stops And Says, 'hey Let Me Tell You A Joke.'