As A Director, I Really Wanted To

I Was A Standup Comedian, Which Is Kind Of Like Writing And Directing Yourself.

"nuclear" Is Nothing But Trouble. Do You Say "new-clear" Or Do You Say "nuke-you-ler"? Whoever Invented That Word Had Obviously Never Studied The Human Mouth. We Don't Have Enough Muscles In Our Face To Make That Group Of Letters Come Out Smoothly. The Word Is Missing A Middle Syllable, For Cryin' Out Loud.

When I Went To High School, In The Late 1970s, Disco Was In Full Swing And Anyone Who Was Into It Dressed The Part. I Know I Did.

Every Director Should Take An Acting Class.

The Dueling Maturity Levels In High School Is Such A Source Of Comedy To Me. I Was Always Such A Late Developer. I Was Last To Walk. I Was Last To Ride A Bike. I Was Last To Have Sex. That's Why It's Fun To Portray One Side Of Your Childhood Onscreen.