I Always Feel A Certain Sense Of

Being A Nerd Really Pays Off Sometimes.

I Have Condemned My Kids To A Lifetime Of Geographic Illiteracy.

If It's On The Internet, Then It's Gotta Be True.

If I Start Outsourcing All My Navigation To A Little Talking Box In My Car, I'm Sort Of Screwed. I'm Going To Lose My Car In The Parking Lot Every Single Time.

I Always Bring My Kids Vacation Souvenirs Printed In Comic Sans, So They Know I Love Them But Not Unconditionally.