I Have Condemned My Kids To A

You Watch An Old 'jeopardy!' And The Categories Alone Are Very Plain. 'poetry,' Or 'movies,' Or 'physics.' If You Watch It Now, Though, There'll Be A Theme Board Where The Categories Are All Hitchcock Movies. Lots More Jokes, Lots More High-concept Categories And Questions.

I Can't Relax And Sink Back In The Couch And Watch 'jeopardy!' The Way I Used To.

I Threw The Opening Pitch At A Blue Jays Game, And After The Pitch, The Mascot Asked Me If I Wanted Him To Sign The Game Ball, Which I Thought Was Funny. What Would He Write? "best Wishes, Some Guy In A Bird Suit"?"

It's Boring To Have The Same Guy Win. I'm Actively Rooting Against Myself.

Being A Nerd Really Pays Off Sometimes.