I Always Believed That I Have Something

People Think That I Work Out But It's All T'ai Chi.

The President's Dead, No One Can Find His Head, Its Been Missing For Two Weeks. But No One Seemed To Notice It.

Herpes, Aids, The Middle East At Full Throttle. Better Check That Sausage Before You Put It In The Waffle.

Please Don't Set Me Free Death Means A Lot Me

I Wanted To Be An Actor. That Was My Real Goal. But I Wasn't Any Good At It, So I Wrote My Own Material And Acted Through That. That's My Idea Of Fun. I Get To Be All These Things In The Songs.