I Ain't No Author, Man . .

I Never Saw Myself Not Being A Stand-up. That Was My Plan.

Men Don't Come Up To You To Just Talk. We Come Up To You With A Plan. We're Looking Across The Room At You, And We Don't Care About Your Hopes And Dreams. We Don't Care About What Your Future Holds. We Saw Something We Wanted.

There Has Been Nothing More Impactful On My Life And Meaningful To Me Than The Introduction Of Christ. That, Hands Down, Blows Away Every Joke I've Ever Written.

How Can Smart Women Be So Stupid About Men Sometimes? Lack Of Knowledge. It's What Men Have Kept Secret For So Long.

Failure Is A Great Teacher, And I Think When You Make Mistakes And You Recover From Them And You Treat Them As Valuable Learning Experiences, Then You've Got Something To Share.