I Act Like A Jerk Sometimes.

When You See Grown Men Near To Tears Because They've Missed Hitting A Little White Ball Into A Hole From Three Feet, It Makes You Laugh.

The Atheists Traditionally Hold Their Conventions From Good Friday To Easter Sunday During The Hours Christ Spent In The Grave.

You’ll Never Be Good If You Don’t Know That You Are.

The Army Needs Leaders The Way A Foot Needs A Big Toe.

Movie Acting Suits Me Because I Only Need To Be Good For Ninety Seconds At A Time.