I Act Like A Jerk Sometimes.

The More Relaxed You Are, The Better You Are At Everything.

You Can Handle Just About Anything That Comes At You Out On The Road With A Believable Grin, Common Sense And Whiskey.

To People Who Want To Be Rich And Famous, I'd Say, "get Rich First And See If That Doesn't Cover It."

Golf Was My First Glimpse Of Comedy. I Was A Caddy When I Was A Kid. I Was On The Golf Course Rather Than Being In Lessons, But I Can Play Better Now Than I Could Then.

Something Wild Can Happen To Anybody And I Caution Anybody That Walks Out On The Street, Just Settle Your Accounts Before You Leave The House Every Day.