Hunter S. Thompson Brings A Lunatic Genius

Political Systems Are Run By Self-selecting Politicians. We Don't Draft People; It's Not Jury Duty.

Mercedes Benz : A Mechanical Device That Increases Sexual Arousal In Women.

So What If I Don't Agree With The Democrats? What's To Disagree With? They Believe Everything. And What They Don't Believe, The Republicans Do. Neither Of Them Stands For Anything They Believe In, Anyway.

I've Decided That My Motto In Life Is "get Off My Lawn." It's The Right Answer To Everything.

Politics Should Be Limited In Scope To Ware, Protection Of Property, And The Occasional Precautionary Beheading Of A Member Of The Ruling Class.