I've Decided That My Motto In Life

The Motorcycle Is A Device Created By The Team Of God And Darwin To Rid The World Of Useless Young Males.

During The Mid-1980s Dairy Farmers Decided There Was Too Much Cheap Milk At The Supermarket. So The Government Bought And Slaughtered 1.6 Million Dairy Cows. How Come The Government Never Does Anything Like This With Lawyers?

Bill Maher Can Be Pretty Good, Except When He Gets "important." Maher's All Over The Place Politically.

One Of These Suburbs Is Actually Named Stalingrad, Which Goes To Show That The French Have Learned Nothing About Politics Since They Guillotined All The Smart People In 1793.

Nobody Likes Insurance Companies, Especially Health Insurance Companies.