Humor Is The Affectionate Communication Of Insight.

Words Sing. They Hurt. They Teach. They Sanctify. They Were Man's First, Immeasurable Feat Of Magic. They Liberated Us From Ignorance And Our Barbarous Past.

It Is Not That Which Is Beautiful That Pleases Us, But That Which Pleases Is Is Called Beautiful.

The Only Thing I Can Say About W. C. Fields ... Is This: Any Man Who Hates Dogs And Babies Can't Be All Bad.

We See Things As We Are, Not As They Are.

Acting Is A Form Of Deception, And Actors Can Mesmerize Themselves Almost As Easily As An Audience.