Humor Is The Affectionate Communication Of Insight.

Happiness, In The Ancient, Noble Sense, Means Self-fulfillment—and Is Given To Those Who Use To The Fullest Whatever Talents God … Bestowed Upon Them.

First-rate People Hire First-rate People; Second-rate People Hire Third-rate People.

When In Trouble, Mumble.

For Some Not To Be Martyrs Is Martyrdom Indeed.

If You Are Going To Do Something Wrong, At Least Enjoy It.