The Fellow Who Laughs Last May Laugh

The Love Of Money Is The Source Of An Enormous Amount Of Good; The Fact That The Good Is A By-product Of The Selfish Pursuit Of Riches Has Nothing To Do With Its Indisputable Value.

When In Trouble, Mumble.

The Purpose Of Life Is To Matter, To Be Productive, To Have It Make A Difference That You Lived At All-using The Talents That God Has Given You For The Betterment Of Others.

Humor Is, I Think, The Subtlest And Chanciest Of Literary Forms. It Is Surely Not Accidental That There Are A Thousand Novelists, Essayists, Poets Or Journalists For Each Humorist. It Is A Long, Long Time Between James Thurbers.

Proverbs Often Contradict One Another, As Any Reader Soon Discovers. The Sagacity That Advises Us To Look Before We Leap Promptly Warns Us That If We Hesitate We Are Lost; That Absence Makes The Heart Grow Fonder, But Out Of Sight, Out Of Mind.