Humor Is, By Its Nature, More Truthful

If You Think Health Care Is Expensive Now, Wait Until You See What It Costs When It's Free.

The Inherent Purpose Of American Government Is Let People Seek Their Own Goals And To Encourage Them To Be Responsible On The Various Adventures They Have On Their Way To Those Goals, Good, Bad, And Otherwise.

A Very Quiet And Tasteful Way To Be Famous Is To Have A Famous Relative. Then You Can Not Only Be Nothing, You Can Do Nothing Too.

Los Angeles Is Many Places In One Place.

There's One More Terrifying Fact About Old People: I'm Going To Be One Soon.