How Was I Conceived? Was It Love,

Rudolf Valentino Looks Very Much Alive And He Looks Up Ladies Dresses As They Sadly Pass Him By.

I Call It Suffering And Pain, They Call It Entertainment.

I've Written So Many Songs About Englishmen, I Have To Go Elsewhere.

Come And Love Me, Be My Apeman Girl, And We Will Be So Happy In My Apeman World.

I'm Sitting In A Cage With My Eye Upon The Clock.