How Long Have You Known Me, Jack?

When Asked What Would He Do If He Found $1 Million, Yogi Responded, If The Guy Was Poor, I'd Give It Back.

When The Waitress Asked If I Wanted My Pizza Cut Into Four Or Eight Slices, I Said, 'four. I Don't Think I Can Eat Eight.'

Congratulations. I Knew The Record Would Stand Until It Was Broken.

A Nickel Ain't Worth A Dime Anymore.

You've Got To Be Very Careful If You Don't Know Where You Are Going, Because You Might Not Get There.