When Asked What Would He Do If

All Pitchers Are Liars Or Crybabies.

Failure Is Just Another Opportunity To Start Over.

Nothing Is Like It Seems, But Everything Is Exactly Like It Is.

How Come It Rains Every Hall Of Fame Weekend? They Need To Move It To A Different Weekend.

A Good Time To Hit Is With Men On Base, Because The Pitcher Ain't Got No Place To Put You. He's Going To Get That Ball Around There Somewhere. He Don't Want To Walk You.