How Is Eric?' 'very Tightly Wound. Plus,

My Bullshit Meter Is Reading That As 'false'.

You Just Don't Want A Vampire Pissed Off At You.

It Wasn't Enough To Be Kidnapped, I Had To Be Insulted Too.

As I Watched Bill, Waiting With Apparent Calm For Death To Come To Him, I Had A Flash Of Him As I'd Known Him: The First Vampire I'd Ever Met, The First Man I'd Ever Gone To Bed With, The First Suitor I'd Ever Loved. Everything That Followed Had Tainted Those Memories, But For One Moment I Saw Him Clearly, And I Loved Him Again.

Should I Just Bite You, And End It All?", He Whispered. "i Would Never Have To Think About You Again. Thinking About You Is An Annoying Habit And One I Want To Be Rid Of.