How Do You Make Yourself Not Like

What Is That Song They Are Singing Is It An Old Yorkshire Ditty You Know Like That 'on Ilkley Moor Bar T'at' " Ruby Said "nah It's A Football Song. It Goes 'we Hate Chelsea We Hate Chelsea We Are The Chelsea Haters.

Hello, My Sister, Libby, Also Your Daughter, Is Snogging A Potato In My Bed. What Are You Going To Do About It?' Dad Started Yelling Uncontrollably. I Wonder If He Is Having The Male Menopause? If He Starts Growing Breasts, I Will Definitely Be Running Away With The Circus.

Some Things In Life Are Not Pleasant But They Have To Be Done. For Instance, German And Maths.

Jas, Whatever Tom Has Under His Trousers Is Between You And Him.

Everyone Is So Obsessed With Themselves Nowadays That They Have No Time For Me.