How Could You Deal With A Creature

From Dickens's Cockneys To Salinger's Phonies, From Kerouac's Beatniks To Cheech And Chong's Freaks, And On To Hip Hop's Homies, Dialect Has Always Been Used As A Way For Generations To Distinguish Themselves.

They Want To Be Tied Up, I Tie Them Up. They Want To Be Spanked, I Spank Them. They Want To Be Called Names, I Call Them Names. But Try And Drink A Little Of Their Blood, And They Scream Like Babies. What About My Needs?

It's Christmas! Ah, Christmas, The Time When All Good People Go About Not Decapitating Each Other.

It's About Average For Us. Behavior Always Draws More Than Survey. We're The Sexy Ones,' Nate Said With A Grin. Amy Snorted. 'oh, Yeah, You Guys Are The Mae Wests Of The Nerd World.' We're Action Nerds,' Nate Said. 'adventure Nerds. Nerds Of Romance.

If You Have Come To These Pages For Laughter, May You Find It. If You Are Here To Be Offended, May Your Ire Rise And Your Blood Boil. If You Seek An Adventure, May This Song Sing You Away To Blissful Escape. If You Need To Test Or Confirm Your Beliefs, May You Reach Comfortable Conclusions. All Books Reveal Perfection, By What They Are Or What They Are Not. May You Find That Which You Seek, In These Pages Or Outside Them. May You Find Perfection, And Know It By Name.