There Are Three Things I Have Learned

I Don't Believe In School Prayer. I Think It's Total Nonsense...who Is The Teacher There That Is Going To Have Them Pray? And Is The Teacher Going To Be Catholic Or Mormon Or Episcopalian Or What? It Just Causes All Sorts Of Problems. And What Are The Kids Praying About Anyway? Does It Really Matter, Does Praying In School...what Are You Doing It For? The Whole Thing Just Opens Up All Sorts Of Elements Of Discussion. I Think It's Crazy.

I Feel Sorry For Little Babies... When A Little Baby Is Born Into This Cold World, He's Confused! He's Frightened! He Needs Something To Cheer Him Up... The Way I See It, As Soon As A Baby Is Born, He Should Be Issued A Banjo!

You Can't Survive By Sucking The Juice From A Wet Mitten.

Your Stupidity Is Appalling!" "most Stupidity Is!

Snoopy Didn't Start Off Being A Beagle. It's Just That 'beagle' Is A Funny Word.