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Good Heavens, Television Is Something You Appear On; You Don't Watch.

Certain Women Should Be Struck Regularly, Like Gongs.

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I Can't Sing, But I Know How To, Which Is Quite Different.

To Take A Gloomy View Of Life Is Not Part Of My Philosophy; To Laugh At The Idiocies Of My Fellow Creatures Is. However, At This Particular Moment I Cannot Find So Much To Laugh At As I Would Like.