How About Slipping Out Of Those Wet

Comedies Of Manners Swiftly Become Obsolete When There Are No Longer Any Manners.

My Philosophy Is As Simple As Ever - Smoking, Drinking, Moderate Sexual Intercourse On A Diminishing Scale, Reading And Writing (not Arithmetic). I Have A Selfish Absorption In The Well-being And Achievement Of Noel Coward.

Acting Is Not A State Of Being ... But A State Of Appearing To Be. You Can't Be Eight Times A Week Without Going Stark Staring Mad. You've Got To Be In Control.

Wouldn't It Be Dreadful To Live In A Country Where They Didn't Have Tea?

Any Part Of The Piggy Is Quite All Right With Me Ham From Westphalia, Ham From Parma Ham As Lean As The Dalai Lama Ham From Virginia, Ham From York, Trotters Sausages, Hot Roast Pork. Crackling Crisp For My Teeth To Grind On Bacon With Or Without The Rind On Though Humanitarian I'm Not A Vegetarian. I'm Neither Crank Nor Prude Nor Prig And Though It May Sound Infra Dig Any Part Of The Darling Pig Is Perfectly Fine With Me.