House Guests Should Be Regarded As Perishables:

It Is Fast Approaching The Point Where I Don't Want Tadenauer To Want The Job.

I Got To Thinking One Day About All Those Women On The Titanic Who Passed Up Dessert At Dinner That Fateful Night.

It Takes An Uncommon Amount Of Guts To Put Your Dreams On The Line.

My Idea Of 'roughing It' Is When You Have To Have An Extension For Your Electric Blanket.

One Certainty When You Travel Is The Moment You Arrive In A Foreign Country, The American Dollar Will Fall Like A Stone.