Hot Dogs Always Seem Better Out Than

There's Nothing Wrong With Most Men's Egos That The Kowtowing Of A Headwaiter Can't Cure.

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You Can't Truthfully Explain Your Smallest Action Without Fully Revealing Your Character.

Neurotics Make Poor Patriots; If You're Ashamed Of Something As Big As Yourself, It's Hard To Be Proud Of Something As Small As Your Country.

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