Hosting A Game Show Is So Bizarre

I Never Really Understood What Was Expected Of Me As A Man, Or How I Was Supposed To Interact With Women, But Worse, With Other Guys. I Did Not Relate To Them.

The Global Business Climate Is Likewhatever, Dude.

Lordy, Lordy, Lordy Do I Love Money. It Is A Character Flaw, No Doubt, One That Springs From A Panicked Childhood In Which I Always Felt As If Our Family Was Only A Couple Missed Child Support Payments From Being Tossed Onto The Pitiless Streets Of Our Suburban New Jersey Town.

The Illustrators Work So Much Harder On The Books Than The Writers Do. I Mean, That's So Much Work Doing What They Do, And It's Terrible For Them.

Hosting A Show, Even A Talk Show Or A Game Show, There's So Much Business You Have To Conduct. There's So Much Guiding You Have To Do.