Hope Is Tomorrow's Veneer Over Today's Disappointment.

In Congress The Majority Governs, But The Minority Rules.

Life Is A Game Played On Us While We Are Playing Other Games.

A Husband May Forget Where He Went On His Honeymoon, But He Never Forgets Why.

A Dictator's Chief Problem Is Keeping The Stomachs Of His Subjects Full While Keeping Their Heads Empty.

Housework Is What A Woman Does That Nobody Notices Unless She Hasn't Done It.