Hope Is Tomorrow's Veneer Over Today's Disappointment.

The Most Popular Form Of Altruism Is Giving To Others The Advice You Cannot Use Yourself.

There Is Nothing More Dignified Than A Corpse.

The Difference Between Two Men Is Usually A Woman.

All Work And No Pay Makes A Housewife.

The Trouble With The World Is That Laziness Is Seldom Curable And Never Fatal.