Hope Is The Belief, More Or Less

Resolve To Make At Least One Person Happy Every Day, And Then In Ten Years You May Have Made Three Thousand, Six Hundred And Fifty Persons Happy, Or Brightened A Small Town By Your Contribution To The Fund Of General Enjoyment.

He Who Drinks A Tumbler Of London Water Has Literally In His Stomach More Animated Beings Than There Are Men, Women, And Children On The Face Of The Globe.

What Two Ideas Are More Inseparable Than Beer And Britannia?

Scotland: That Garret Of The Earth - That Knuckle-end Of England - That Land Of Calvin, Oatcakes, And Sulfur.

The Main Question To A Novel Is -- Did It Amuse? Were You Surprised At Dinner Coming So Soon? Did You Mistake Eleven For Ten? Were You Too Late To Dress? And Did You Sit Up Beyond The Usual Hour? If A Novel Produces These Effects, It Is Good; If It Does Not -- Story, Language, Love, Scandal Itself Cannot Save It. It Is Only Meant To Please; And It Must Do That Or It Does Nothing.