Poverty Is No Disgrace To A Man,

I Look Upon Switzerland As An Inferior Sort Of Scotland.

Marriage Resembles A Pair Of Shears, So Joined That They Cannot Be Separated; Often Moving In Opposite Directions, Yet Always Punishing Anyone Who Comes Between Them.

The Thing About Performance, Even If It's Only An Illusion, Is That It Is A Celebration Of The Fact That We Do Contain Within Ourselves Infinite Possibilities.

Heat, Ma Am! It Was So Dreadful Here That I Found There Was Nothing Left For It But To Take Off My Flesh And Sit In My Bones.

How Can A Bishop Marry? How Can He Flirt? The Most He Can Say Is "i Will See You In The Vestry After Service."