Honesty Is Hard Work.

The Whole World Turns Upside Down In Ten Years, But You Turn Upside Down With It.

We Are All Time Travelers Moving At The Speed Of Exactly 60 Minutes Per Hour.

A Beginning Is The End Of Something, Always.

Pain Shared Is Pain Lessened; Joy Shared Is Joy Increased. Thus Do We Refute Entropy.

We Did Make Use, From Time To Time, Of Candles, Neckties, Scarves, Shoelaces, A Little Water-color Paintbrush, Her Hairbrush, Butter, Whipped Cream, Strawberry Jam, Johnson’s Baby Oil, My Swedish Hand Vibrator, A Fascinating Bead Necklace She Had, Miscellaneous Common Household Items, And Every Molecule Of Flesh That Was Exposed To Air Or Could Be Located With Strenuous Search.