Honestly, I Would Eat Cardboard Rather Than

The Good Psychic Would Pick Up The Phone Before It Rang. Of Course It Is Possible There Was Noone On The Other Line. Once She Said "god Bless You" I Said, "i Didn't Sneeze" She Looked Deep Into My Eyes And Said, "you Will, Eventually." And Damn It If She Wasn't Right. Two Days Later I Sneezed.

No One Is Perfect, Except For Penélope Cruz.

I Care Passionately About Equal Rights [and] Animal Rights.

Do We Have To Know Who's Gay And Who's Straight? Can't We Just Love Everybody And Judge Them By The Car They Drive?

Emote. It's Okay. It Shows You Are Thinking And Feeling.