Honestly, A Lot Of The Human Etiquette

Don't Call People Names You Dirty Name Caller You.

No Government In The Middle East Is Innocent. Wars Make The Stock Market Go Up, So No One In America Is Innocent Either, Nor Anyone Anywhere Where Capitalism Reigns.

Being Nuts Is Its Own Reward.

I Was Not Raised A Zionist, But A Socialist, As Were Most Jews Before The Holocaust.

This Bugs Me The Worst. That's When The Husband Thinks That The Wife Knows Where Everything Is, Huh? Like They Think The Uterus Is A Tracking Device. He Comes In: "hey, Roseanne! Roseanne! Do We Have Any Cheetos Left?" Like He Can't Go Over And Lift Up The Sofa Cushion Himself.