Home Run Hitters Strike Out A Lot.

Every Hitter Likes Fastballs, Just Like Everybody Likes Ice Cream. But You Don't Like It When Someone's Stuffing It Into You By The Gallon. That's What It Feels Like When Nolan Ryan's Thrown Balls By You.

I Have A Hard Time Believing Athletes Are Overpriced. If An Owner Is Losing Money, Give It Up. It's A Business. I Have Trouble Figuring Out Why Owners Would Stay In If They're Losing Money.

I Didn't Come To New York To Be A Star. I Brought My Star With Me.

The Only Way I'm Going To Get A Gold Glove Is With A Can Of Spray Paint.

If I Played In New York, They'd Name A Candy Bar After Me.