Hit Them Fast, Hit Them Hard, And

Lone Women Shouldn't Stop In The Middle Of Nowhere For Giant Unkempt Strangers With Duct Tape On Their Faces.

I'm Twenty-nine, Yes Really, I'm From Aspen, Colorado, I'm Six Feet One, Yes Really, I've Been At Quantico Two Years, Yes I Date Guys, No I Dress Like This Just Because I Like It, No I'm Not Married, No I Don't Currently Have A Boyfriend, And No I Don't Want To Have Dinner With You Tonight.

I Was In Television Drama, Which Is A First Cousin To The Movies, And I Trust Myself To Make The Right Decisions.

For Men, As They Get Bogged Down With Responsibilities, Commitments, Bureaucracy, It Is A Fantasy Just To Think Of Shedding Everything Literally, Walking Away With Nothing At All, And Just Hitting The Road.

I'm Not A Vagrant... I'm A Hobo. Big Difference.