His Excellency, President For Life, Field Marshal

You Cannot Run Faster Than A Bullet.

I Have To Keep Law And Order And It Means That I Have To Kill My Enemies Before They Kill Me.

Germany Is The Place Where When Hitler Was The Prime Minister And Supreme Commander, He Burned Over Six Million Jews. This Is Because Hitler And All German People Knew That Israelis Are Not People Who Are Working In The Interest Of The World And That Is Why They Burned The Israelis Alive With Gas In The Soil Of Germany.

My Mission Is To Lead The Country Out Of A Bad Situation Of Corruption, Depression And Slavery. After I Rid The Country Of These Vices, I Will Then Organize And Supervise A General Election Of A Genuinely Democratic Civilian Government.

I Propose Getting Rid Of Conventional Armaments And Replacing Them With Reasonably Priced Hydrogen Bombs That Will Be Distributed Equally Throughout The World.