Hillary Clinton Is Driving Across Iowa In

Kim Jong Il Made His Staff Call Him “dear” And Spent The Day Drinking Cognac. It's Like I Have A Twin, Ladies And Gentlemen.

The General Election's Taking Place Today In Iraq, So I Guess That Means We're One Step Closer To Being There For Another 10 Years.

Let's Have Some Wine, Go Upstairs, And Look At My Money.

Herman Cain Was Unaware That China Is A Nuclear Power. And I Said To Myself, 'hey, Herman, How About Making An Unwanted Advance On A History Book?'

The World's Oldest Woman Passed Away At 116. They Keep Dying. I Think That Title May Be Cursed.