Hey Man! Get Away From Me!

No Man In The History Of Baseball Had As Much Power As . No Man.

It Looked Like Roy Rogers Rode Through On Trigger, And Trigger Kicked The Guy In The Face.

All The Ballparks And The Big Crowds Have A Certain Mystique. You Feel Attached, Permanently Wedded To The Sounds That Ring Out, To The Fans Chanting Your Name, Even When There Are Only Four Or Five Thousand In The Stands On A Wednesday Afternoon.

Stay Away From Drugs And Alcohol. Listen To Your Moms And Dads. In This Great Country Of Ours You Do Whatever You Set Your Mind To. Make Us Proud Of You.

I'll Play Baseball For The Army Or Fight For It, Whatever They Want Me To Do.