Hey, I'm For Love, Not War. How

I Was Known For Being A Bit Of A Clown. I Remember My Dad Got Me Aside And Said, "just Remember, Everybody Likes A Clown, But Nobody Pays Him." I've Often Been Tempted To Call Him And Say, "remember How You Told Me...?" "yeah?" "yes, They Do."

An Acid Is Like A Woman: A Good One Will Eat Through Your Pants.

There Are Certain Things Men Will Never Understand About Women. We'll Never Get It. And You're Supposed To Be Nice To Them. Because They Can Hurt You.

There Is No Excuse, Nor Should There Be Any Tolerance, For Anyone Who Thinks Or Expresses Any Kind Of Anti-semitic Remark. I Want To Apologise Specifically To Everyone In The Jewish Community For The Vitriolic And Harmful Words That I Said To A Law Enforcement Officer The Night I Was Arrested.

Hey, I'm For Love, Not War. How About We Have A Beer?